Tag: humor
member name: Clare Stella
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April 30, 2006 06:35 PM EDT --
Are you serious??! I'm just not that interesting. I think I can come up with ten though:
1. I have met an albino black person.
2. I am currently learning to shoot a semi-automatic . . .
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March 05, 2007 01:16 AM EST --
I know the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston does not allow you to take pictures with a flash; there is a sign prominently displayed at the front desk. I enlist the help of a nice young employee when . . .
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May 19, 2006 02:25 AM EDT --
It seemed like a good idea
I have wanted a laptop for a long time and finally decided to put one on my beautiful little plastic card. I have been doing some traveling lately, have an upcoming trip, . . .
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April 16, 2006 02:47 AM EDT --
Hah! Got you with that title, didn't I? It's true too but probably not in the way you expect. Let me tell you about Barry, okay?
I was 14 and my girlfriend Linda had two stepbrothers, . . .
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May 07, 2006 12:47 AM EDT --
11. I think I am the only person in America who does not like chocolate.
12. I was in a plane hit by lightening. The lights went off, people were screaming and crying, then the . . .
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April 17, 2007 11:00 PM EDT --
Mo,
Oh my God, I re-read my letter from last night. One drink and I was all over the place. I was having the hardest time concentrating. I slept well though. See what happened . . .
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February 20, 2006 07:08 PM EST --
I've never really thought of this
Said the portly hippopotamus
Breakfast is my favorite meal.
There's just no other way to feel.
I love bacon; I love eggs
Orange juice and jam,
Butter . . .
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May 24, 2006 12:18 AM EDT --
Me: So, Andy, did you and Cindy go look at that house today?
Andy: (doesn't say anything, goes over to fix my computer)
Thank God I understand Andy's got ADD or I might think he is . . .
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April 15, 2007 08:41 PM EDT --
Oh, Mona!
Probably nobody gives a fat fadoodie about my day but if people can post jokes I can post about my day. I do write other stuff too, ya know. Poetry, serious articles . . .
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April 24, 2007 08:56 PM EDT --
I'm getting more confused by the day. Here is why:
1. My therapist thinks my depression is caused by my bad thyroid. She gave me the name of an endocrinologist she wants me to see. . . .
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May 16, 2007 11:13 AM EDT --
I don't. And heaven knows my job is not terribly hard. I work in a detox doing counseling, have done it for five years, and love what I do. Well, sometimes it is terribly hard . . .
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February 11, 2009 04:59 PM EST --
1966: I'm certainly not gonna tell you about dinner at my house. Trust me, it isn't from Gourmet magazine. Our meals were simple, cheap, and spartan. Macaroni and . . .
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February 18, 2006 02:27 PM EST --
I am single, in my 50's, and have tried online dating services. My first foray into this cyber-world was about two years ago. My friend, a slightly younger woman, decided to try and date . . .
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March 05, 2006 04:24 PM EST --
I went to work at the grocery store
To earn some money for rent.
They put me in charge of produce there
To heaven I really was sent.
Oh, the joy of veggies and fruit!
It made me want to tango. . . .
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March 29, 2009 12:29 AM EDT --
Here is what one adorable, angelic looking granddaughter can TRY do in a single day:
1. Eat dog’s kibble.
2. Splash hands in dog’s water dish.
3. Take one sock off and . . .
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March 13, 2006 10:58 PM EST --
Meniere's Disease is a disease of the inner ear. The first time I had it I nearly passed out from the nausea. I mean literally. I was standing beside a file cabinet at work and . . .
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March 18, 2006 05:23 PM EST --
TEN THINGS THAT SUGGEST I MIGHT BE A NON-CONFORMIST
1. Although I am forced to wear pantyhose occasionally, . . .
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April 13, 2006 11:21 AM EDT --
I finally got the word from my insurance company that they will pay for the high blood pressure medication I need that costs $170 per month. Since I am responsible for 20% . . .
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December 21, 2008 03:50 PM EST --
Well, it was a little hard. I had thought son Andy would go with me but it turned out that a friend from FL had come to visit for the holidays and he offered to help Andy with . . .
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February 24, 2006 07:12 AM EST --
I thought I won the lottery once and I have to tell you, it was the singularly most exciting moment of my life. A group of us at the office had purchased a large-winnings scratch ticket for . . .
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